31 Day Song Challenge (Daily Planet email #1046)
A song you wish were 85% shorter
A song you dreamed but doesn’t yet exist
Your favorite song about two widowers, six kids, and a maid who remains unmentioned
That song you heard in a commercial that turned out to be a bop
Favorite Latin song, I mean sung in Latin
Your favorite of Drake’s 77 top ten singles, or just name one and be done with it
If your spouse whistles this tune one more time, there are gonna be words
A song you’ve heard on WXRT consistently and without pleasure for forty years
A song that should’ve stayed a ringtone
Favorite 17th century Flemish composer’s tune, dance category
You just know the guitar guy at the bar is going to play this and still it exasperates you when it starts
One of the fourteen Taylor Swift songs that make up this week’s Billboard top fourteen
A song that makes you put on a gorilla costume and jump around in the kitchen, or maybe that’s just me
Your favorite song about a dog named Boo
A song about what wheels on the bus do
A song, written by somebody else, that you can’t get anyone else to like
Least favorite song by someone whose music you love
A song you would think is Canadian but isn’t
Favorite tribute to the generational emotional absence of fathers
Favorite song with chromatic alterations to its Mixolydian home scale, creating harmonic ambiguity
Best song by ¥$, Ye & Ty Dolla $ign Featuring Rich The Kid & Playboi Carti
Best song you’ve never heard
Favorite Song of Solomon
A Dylan song that sounds the least like a really articulate cicada
A song that makes you wonder if maybe music should never have been invented
Song you were listening to when you got that felony speeding ticket
Song that makes you want to dance, despite that you can’t dance and the song isn’t really danceable
A song that bores you so much that you become angry
A song you wish were faster, had better vocals, a different chorus, and less stupid lyrics, but still really like
The last song you didn’t listen to for free
The soundtrack of your dreams
